Many of you must be delighted that Joe Mauer was elected to the Hall of Fame on the first ballot. Thank you, but not! Well done, losers, on being a helpful moron for The Deep State.

I’ve written a lot about why Joe Mauer shouldn’t be inducted into the Hall of Fame. There’s no need to reiterate all the arguments here; the truth is known to everyone who isn’t swayed by the public record. Curt Schilling and Omar Vizquel, two Patriots, are left out in the cold while Cooperstown is home to the $23 million double play machine. Like 9/11, this inside job serves as a diversion from Statistics, who is the true threat.

It is evident to anyone who has worked with attorneys, ex-wives, and the attorneys representing his ex-wives that statistics may be employed for a variety of purposes, none of which are beneficial. And when a God-fearing American tells you that Kim’s child support request isn’t worthy of your time, you better shut up, get out your chequebook, and put your shirt back on, says the activist judge.

You could argue, Tom, that the results have been tallied and that the outcome is set in stone. Bullshit. Any supporter of liberty is aware that just some votes ought to be tallied. For instance, I can tell you right now that Joe Mauer would be in jail for scamming season ticket holders and that petrol would cost $1.29 per gallon if Mike Pence hadn’t been hesitant to do the right thing.

So what has to happen? Easy. Discard the tainted DEI ballots bearing Joe Mauer’s signature. Count the right number of votes. There’s your 2024 class. Genuine lunch-pail people like Todd Helton, David Wright, Mark Buehrle, Billy Wagner, and Mark Buehrle are contenders even if a showboating hothead like Adrián Beltré gets in.

Though I’m not frightened of a little hard effort, unlike Mauer, you may think that’s easier said than done. We can make our voices heard if enough of my fellow Americans join me on July 21 in Cooperstown.

Unless that axe of war Kim says my stepson Kody needs a father figure in his life, so that weekend she has me watch him. Every time he threatens to blow up another school, the same faceless bureaucrats at his middle school say the same thing. I’m over it.

“I’m glad to be here. Being in this place with so much excellence all around us is incredibly humbling. Being here feels quite strange, Mauer remarked. “It’s a truly unique moment when you see the call from Cooperstown, New York, at the designated time. Right now, I’d say it’s beginning to become clear.”

The Twins drafted Mauer first overall in the 2001 MLB Draft, and he entered the league in 2004. He played for the Twins for all 15 of his seasons, capturing three batting titles in the American League as a catcher and the MVP award in 2009.

Who is the most well-known individual the panel has heard from since receiving the call? Mauer’s response? One of the all-time great hockey players is Wayne Gretzky.

Over the past few days, I’ve heard from a number of folks. I met Wayne Gretzky a few years ago, and he reached out to congratulate me. “Seeing a text from him and some back and forth was really pleasant,” Mauer remarked.

When he knew he could hang with the finest baseball players was another question posed to him. It was a moment during Spring Training, according to Mauer.